Edit: At least it’s not as bad as DHL, they just drop that shit wherever the hell they want after running it over

UPS it shows up late but in great shape

FedEx it’s on time but damn I wish they took the extra time to be more careful

Edit 2: Image transcription

Depicted is a comparison of 2 lines, 1 straight and the other spiraled and curled much like a bowl of spaghetti. Each line connects it’s own pair of X’s. The straight line has the words, “USPS delivering my bills,” above it. Whereas the tangled mass of line has the words, “USPS delivering my packages,” above it.