Edit: At least it’s not as bad as DHL, they just drop that shit wherever the hell they want after running it over

UPS it shows up late but in great shape

FedEx it’s on time but damn I wish they took the extra time to be more careful

Edit 2: Image transcription

Depicted is a comparison of 2 lines, 1 straight and the other spiraled and curled much like a bowl of spaghetti. Each line connects it’s own pair of X’s. The straight line has the words, “USPS delivering my bills,” above it. Whereas the tangled mass of line has the words, “USPS delivering my packages,” above it.

  • ares35@kbin.social
    11·
    10 months ago

    alternate labels:

    top: amazon prime shipping
    bottom: amazon standard free delivery.

    whenever we have prime (trials, always), orders come almost always from the nearest distribution center, which is also the city where all our mail goes for sorting and is postmarked at.

    when we don’t, orders are held for a full day before processing on their end, and then they ship from far-distant distribution centers… like florida–1500 miles away. packages travel from d.c. to d.c. on amazon trucks, as many as five or six stops, before arriving at the ‘local’ d.c. where the prime shipments originate from.