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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Beans

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Beans

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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    The most disturbing part is the hotdog’s urethra.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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        Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

    • 4am@lemm.ee
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      That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

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    Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

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      👍

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    😟

  • ryan213@lemmy.world
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    Please let that be one of those “Is it Cake” things!

  • ClydeT1984@lemmy.world
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    British people

    • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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      Those beans don’t look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

      Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for “sweet brown sugar sauce” so it checks out…

      • affiliate@lemmy.world
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        at least we don’t put them on pizza

        • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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          Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

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            i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.eeBanned
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          I don’t think anyone does that tbh

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      This is British beans and sausages.

  • Ansel@thelemmy.club
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    This is so cursed

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Holy shit, that’s escalating, homes…

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    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

  • chillbo_baggins@lemm.ee
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    Hotdog straw

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    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Magnificent

      • Yadaran@feddit.de
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        Schlong Island Ice Tea

  • gon [he]@lemm.ee
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    Ooh vegetarian!

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Brown sug sauce

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    you never had a cuppa beans, man?

  • FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world
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    British mfers be like: “OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make”

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      Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

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    I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

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    Single man birthday?

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    Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

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