My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
Yup that’s frightening behavior indeed
I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.
I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.
I prefer the taste of non-crust over crust, so it allows me to savor that which I truly enjoy
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the ‘gross skin’ off already for them.
Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
TIL 🌈
That is when you start giving them regular hotdogs and tell them they were pealed corndogs.
They won’t eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren’t on the menu anymore.
I feel like I’m constantly being called out on this site.
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No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.
Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
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I’m no American, but I’m assuming they’re using cornmeal in that batter. I can’t eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs
Its like he refuses to read
Did you just assume my gender
It’s like she refuses gender labels
Just eat the sticks then.
Thanks for an actual meal tip! I’ll try
Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
Rawdogging seven corndogs
Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!
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7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…
Can I? Because I want to.
I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.
This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?
Just put them in your mouth.
this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue
just dog
The Chinese don’t complain
How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?
