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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Lazy meal

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Lazy meal

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    Real lazy meal? Uncooked top ramen, the cheaper the better.

    Recipe:

    1. Smash ramen noodles

    2. Open bag

    3. Pour seasoning into bag of broken noodles

    Congrats, you have ramen chips.

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      Yeah, but first you have to dip your pinky in the seasoning and taste it like a tv cop testing drugs.

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        A real ramen head snorts it.

        • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social
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          SHOOT IT, COWARD.

          • kase@lemmy.world
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            For safety reasons, this is a joke.

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      Huh interesting. Here in Hong Kong there’s a snack that is exactly that. It’s basically the exact same thing as ramen, but it’s meant to be eaten directly out of the bag and the seasoning is already mixed in.

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        Reminds me of those old bay goldfish that PF sold for a little bit last year. I admit, my purchases of cheddar goldfish and old bay have been up since that event.

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      That sounds absolutely disgusting and at the same time kinda good

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        That’s exactly how it tastes too

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      Gotta hold the bag closed and shake it up after you pour the seasoning in.

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      My teeth hurt just thinking about it.

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      You can also deep fry it

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