• FreshLight
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    7 months ago

    Check out these! (Maybe I overdid it with the blood…)

    • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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      147 months ago

      The last one is super weird and creepy looking.

      They’re all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there’s a computer at the counter. Ah!

  • Nepenthe
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    7 months ago

    One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.

    • ivanafterall
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      37 months ago

      The “third leg” (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.

  • Zeppo
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    67 months ago

    It’s Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent… probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.

    • The Barto
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      47 months ago

      Jesus had a psychotic side, there’s the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it’s out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

      Jesus doesn’t make great decisions after a big night.

  • @AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    All I see is a three legged horror being slain by a ketchup bottle in the ketchup bottle aisle with Jesus tries to guilttrip the CCTV guy for not calling clean-up while other shoppers are going about their business thinking “Oh god, not this again…”

  • @uriel238
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    47 months ago

    Jesus is white with well-coiffed hair. The clues were all there from the beginning.

  • morgan423
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    37 months ago

    I see that he’s escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.