• morgan423@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Yup, the unlimited resources of the federal government handled the original investigation…

    But you alone, Cletus, have the ability to truly figure out what happened, as you munch on a bag of Cheetos.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah he’s going to find a bullet case in the FBI missed, that has been just lying around on the ground for decades, and a written confession that was left behind field in an airtight container to preserve it.