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    1 year ago

    leaking the diary entries of his ex-girlfriend

    August 4th
    Dear diary, I have tried once again in vain to get Sam to get a decent haircut. In the movie of your life you’re going to be played by Jesse Eisenberg, the least you could do is move over to his default haircut. It’s only courteous.

    Unless he listens not.