• Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You didn’t say “you haven’t read the new testement” you said the Bible… I was being pedantic in that Christ was in the new testement, CHRISTianity and all that. I’m not religious, nor was I trying to argue the hypocrisy of this particular one. Although I do find it a funny coincidence that you listed the denomination I had been raised with. OoOOoh, maybe it’s a sign there really IS a God!?

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      You’re right, there is a God. Send me 10% of your paycheck every two weeks and I’ll put in a good word.

      Also: no fapping.

      • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        That’s more than tithes usually cost… so that must mean YOUR God is better, being more expensive! Sign me up!

        …can I just apologize in a closet to you for fapping like usual?