• eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    You’re right, there is a God. Send me 10% of your paycheck every two weeks and I’ll put in a good word.

    Also: no fapping.

    • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That’s more than tithes usually cost… so that must mean YOUR God is better, being more expensive! Sign me up!

      …can I just apologize in a closet to you for fapping like usual?