“A swan, or a cygnet to be precise, caused a flap among shoppers on Sunday when it wandered away from the River Avon and into the heart of the Georgian city.”
“A constable and two police community support officers worked together to move the swan away from shoppers to the river, one using a fluorescent jacket to usher the bird away.”
@leraje Imagine going through the motions, herding the thing as best you can, knowing all the time you will literally never live this down for the rest of your entire life.