Dum Dums so fitting for Florida
Ah, the old folks home of America is finally getting hip for the youngsters by putting their hard candy on sticks.
Look at that bougie shit down in Texas.
And HI!
What’s up?
Ten y’all’s say that’s just because of people scrambling to find candy when they get trick or treaters knocking at their door and they forgot it was Halloween, and all they have is these things, leftover from last Christmas.
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Why Florida gotta do themselves like that?
They were confused by the survey and just self identified.
Wtf is Texas secretly bougie or something?
That stood out to me as well haha.
That’s actually a pretty cheap brand if you don’t buy them in convenience aisles, but there’s also no way it’s accurate.
Now, I do like candy corn, but if that’s the favorite candy in your whole state, there’s something wrong with your state
This survey is based on candy bought, not favorite candy. MatPat made a video on why the reason candy corn is a favorite is because it is cheap in terms of per pound basis. If the task for people is buy 1 pound of candy, the answer is hot tamales and candy corn. Cheap candy.
Just supports the idea that something’s wrong down there. Candy’s not free, but it ain’t expensive, either. If all your entire state can afford is candy corn…?
Be honest, if you are at the store and see 1lb for $10 and another box of 1lb for $5 more, you save $5 and buy the cheap one
Not me. I can afford 5 more dollars. I get the one I’d be excited about as a kid.
Parents can be out of touch. I had someone buy sour punch straws thinking kids liked them
My parents bought and gave out those red and orange peanut butter chew candies that are horrible and disgusting and that no kid likes. Worse, they bought a huge amount at once and kept giving out what remained year after year.
A while back, I looked at a list of the most-widely-sold candy bars in the US, and it blew my mind how old they were.
Like, yes, they’ve seen formulas revised, and they aren’t quite the same thing, but I’d have thought that the advent of technology would let people come up with new and interesting bars. Very few consumer products are as elderly as a lot of these and still selling widely.
I did a table with a list a while back – the majority of popular bars are at least 70 years old. I don’t want to do up a whole table right now, but let me pick a random one: Snickers.
Now, I’ve got nothing against Snickers. I like it. But Snickers hit the market in 1930. It’s 93 years old. That means that in 93 years, we haven’t been able to come up with anything sufficiently-better to displace it. That amazes me. In that period, we’ve seen radical changes to our diet and to technology. The refrigerator became widely deployed in the US, the freezer, the microwave. Automats came and went. Vending machines showed up. Year-round availability of many foods became the norm in grocery stores as transportation and storage capability improved. But the candy bar has remained surprisingly unchanging.
That’s kind of how evolution works. Once you get something dialed in, it just kind of sticks around forever. Happens in other instances as well, like the fashion industry and Blue Jeans. Or Radio. When something works well, we just keep it as is.
Snickers: the crocodilian of snacks.
Also amazed, also content if Snickers survived for as long as possible.
Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wonder how much Snickers have changed since 1930, if at all
I’m guessing they used sugar then and corn syrup now.
I once found Twizzlers in a german supermarket for a lot of money. I bought it out of curiosity.
Do you really like that stuff? I found it disgusting and threw it away.
Densely populated areas buy the cheapest candy.
The size/price ratio probably beats most other candies.
Wait, this data isn’t per capita?
Looks like it’s based on purchased weight vs national average, so per candy capita.
Never buy stuff from the american section. Shit is expensive as hell and not for human consumption.
It’s our easily shipped, shelf stable, garbage tier stuff.
Twizzlers; let’s take the good things about red vines and make them all bad.
Are Twizzlers and Red Vines not the same thing?? They look exactly the same but they don’t sell Red Vines in my part of the world so I legit always thought they were the same.
Red vines are a single stick, hollow, delicious and the way red licorice is meant to taste. Using them as a straw is pretty much peak life.
Twizzlers are smooth, rubbery, taste like plastic, likely are made of it, and instead of one stick, are small whips wrapped together to form a long one. No straw functionality, but the individual whips are a good size for strangling a mouse.
I actually ordered some because I was curious and was sorely disappointed. And why is there mineral oil in the ingredients?
They probably use it on the candy molds as a food safe lubricant.
Whereas I’m in the U.S. and I love European salty licorice (especially Dutch dubbel zout licorice). Almost no one here can stand licorice. When I tell them I like the salty kind, they stare at me in horror. When I tell them it’s salted with ammonia salts, they look like they want to scream.
My local supermarket has flaming hot cheetos, but they are 8.50€. They can’t be that good.
When I was in California I had some Reese’s pieces. They’re were bloody awful.
Even if American chocolate actually tasted any good they would still be awful because the idea of peanut butter plus chocolate just doesn’t work. It’s not a peanut bar it’s salty peanut butter in, theoretically, milky chocolate.
Nah, peanut butter and chocolate is dope
You’re right; reses pieces is just the hatred version of both. So many other great options that don’t taste stale and weak: peanut m&M’s, reses peanut butter cups, etc.
Most of the mass produced big name candy in America sucks. But man, peanut butter and chocolate is the bee’s knees
I mean, everyone has their own preferences, and some people don’t like peanut butter. If you’re one of those people, you’re not going to enjoy peanut butter and chocolate and that’s OK because everyone is entitled to an opinion, even very stupid opinions.
There’s no way this is accurate.
I’ve lived in GA my entire life and literally nobody has ever handed out trolli gummies.
They all just go for those mixed bags that Hershey’s puts out that end up in the Halloween sections of every grocery store.
The key word in this post is uniquely popular. This is most likely cherry picked data.
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Twizzlers are fucking disgusting
Fuck you, too!
gotta be something in the water down in FL
Water, air, soil…
It’s definitely full of dum dums
Ferrero Rocher are candies? These are chocolate. It’s a weird definition of candy to include them.
Anyway, the best candies for Halloween are Brussels sprouts.
Surely the same is true for m&ms or Reeses cups?
I thought candy was just generic term for all sweets/chocolatey items in the US to be honest. Is it not?
It is. Especially in the context of Halloween candy.
Pretty soon, the kids won’t have to worry about eating Brussels sprouts, because the Brussels sprouts will be eating them!
Man. I. Tired. I kept reading it as Halloween candles and got so confused.
I mean this very sincerely and not as a joke. Just a friendly suggestion. You may want to get your eyes checked.
Lol. Yeah I actually am going to an optometrist soon.
Good for you! I totally used to confuse “i” with “l” before getting my glasses. I was also shocked by how you can see individual leaves in a tree’s foliage with glasses. Before that they just looked like one uniform green thing to me.
I found out that I needed glasses while I was looking for a street.
Me: “Everyone keep an eye out for Willow Ave.”
Friend: “It’s right there. Next left.”
Me: “You can read that sign already?”
Friend 2: “You can’t? Why the fuck are you the one driving?”
I got glasses the next week.
I’m surprised people actually like candy corn
I’d prefer it to licorice, which is on there in the form of Twizzlers and Red Vines.
Red Twizzlers isn’t licorice. It’s just licorice like. The black is supposedly real licorice, but I’ve only seen it a couple times. And I never had a chance to try it.
Wikipedia says you are right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twizzlers
Because only the black Twizzlers contain extracts of the licorice plant, Twizzlers products are collectively referred to as licorice-type candy.
It’s an acquired taste. I love it now, but I didn’t when I was a kid
Black Twizzlers is the shittiest licorice on the market.
I like candy corn. I wouldn’t want to eat a bowlful of it, but a handful is fine.
Florida is Dum-Dums?! I love it.
God dammit oklahoma, why you always gotta make me ashamed to live here? We really are just the worst at everything.
California here. Would trade in a heartbeat.
