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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It works really well

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It works really well

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • spauldo@lemmy.ml
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    Best: washing girlfriend with soap and water.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Works better than washing girlfriend with dishes. Trust me, I’ve learned the hard way.

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        Could be fine if it’s your kink, but I can’t remember meeting any people with a dirty dishes kink…

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      This meme clearly needs a third, more enthusiastic Geordi to include your ‘Best’

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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    I wash the dishes in my family and I can’t stand when my partner “helps,” because she doesn’t get things clean enough when washing by hand and constantly loads the dishwasher wrong (OK, “wrong” might be too strong, but definitely “sub-optimally”).

    Plus, I love a good dad joke, so this meme gets me on so many levels.

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      Let’s face it, everyone has their way of packing a dishwasher, and everyone’s right in how they do so.

      Meanwhile, everyone else’s method sucks ASS. HOW IS IT EVER SUPPOSED TO GET CLEAN IF YOU RANDOMLY CHUCK IT ALL IN LIKE THAT‽‽

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    You’re forgetting about the Kitchen Gun

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      BANG BANG BANG! I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!

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        it’s evolving

  • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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    Relevant German sponge ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmm0OdgxRk

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      LADY: Kommen wir zum nächsten Test. *Holds up a toilet brush*

      FRANK: *sneaks away*

      Finally, some funny German stuff 😆

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    In one old apartment rented, the shower was next to the kitchen sink (toilet was out the window, over the roof, in a door). It was always tempting to just do the dishes at the same time.

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      Sorry but uh, the toilet was where?

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        It was a charming apartment for sure.

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