Police closed off a road for two days to investigate a report of a dead body dumped in woods - only to find out it was a discarded sex doll.
Warwickshire Police said it was with “great relief” that the hand and foot spotted poking out of undergrowth turned out to be an inflatable love aid.
Inflatable… So it wasn’t even a super realistic doll, just a cheap inflatable one. JFC, poke it with a stick or something if you’re that damned blind.