• Capt. Wolf
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    9 months ago

    Ewoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they’ll wear last!

    I mean…

    Yub nub…

  • CarlsIII
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    9 months ago

    According to the Ewok Adventure movies and the cartoon, there is a witch living on Endor. So any time you see something like that, a witch did it.

  • @misophonium
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    179 months ago

    Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.