Professional googler
Programmer or sysad?
Why not both? @devops.pizza
Could also be data analyst, I’m also a professional googler.
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Same I got hired for purchasing and I do a lot of heavy lifting with data analysis, BI reporting, forecasting, etc. I also designed and implemented warehouse and fulfillment ops, drive our truck to shuttle inventory between warehouses, handle all of our SaaS integration. I don’t want to complain because I’m doing okay financially but good lord I should be getting paid so much more.
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Made the most money in my life creating and editing power points.
I think I’d rather be homeless
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I tried management a few years ago, never again. The money ain’t worth it
For real. I have always been able to pick a project to still spend time coding.
Could be worse, two years of college, three years of university, ended up working as a valet for over a decade 🤷
4 year of specialized schoool to end in construction !!!
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Professional success can be measured with the number of emails you send and the number of meeting you attend in a week. Direct correlation.
I also took meeting notes.
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I spent 6 years in college. :(
