Coristine’s ass-kicking is just an excuse to send troops into DC. It’s a modern-day Reichstag fire.
And the troops into DC are themselves a distraction from the real question Trump desperately wants to push off the radar: where are the Epstein files?
And finally, my personal believe is that nothing at all happened to Coristine. This is all a show. Because think about it: what are the odd that this high-profile DOGE dude in particular tried to come to the rescue of anybody at all and got beat up for it?
I say he got paid to get punched hard enough to splatter some blood on his clothes and make it public, so Trump could act on it. I might have believed it had it been anybody else. But him? This has “staged” written all over it.
Big Balls tried to help someone out? That’d be a first. Also it’s like the fourth version of the story I’ve heard. First it was two teens on the street. Then carjackers. Then a mob of like 10 people that just jumped him unprovoked. Now it’s whatever Good Samaritan bullshit yarn this is?
False flag 💯
Yep. At least have the balls to kill somebody in your false flag. Ideally somebody more notable than fucking Big Balls lmao. And make the supposed perpetrators somebody more official and organized than a bunch of 15 year old carjackers or whatever. Fucking lazy cowards.
A lot of Jessie Smollett energy in this story for sure.
it does sound like a false flag, and where are the assailants, they would be plastered all over the news. hes being trying everyting to distract from the epstein files, from tariffs, to aggressive action against a foreign country.
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Big balls are very sensitive to pain. He should have named himself big pussy those things can take a pounding.
Betty White. An international treasure!
Big balls should have had his skull caved in
That’s what he looks like? Can’t believe that fucking nerd is a significant player in the downfall of the US
and Goebbels didn’t look like a bitch?
Distraction.
Release the unredacted Epstein list!!Forgot who said it but one of the tactics of fascism is to perform copious amounts of blatant corruption to normalize it and force people into weighing which one is “the most” important one to pay attention to.
This isn’t a distraction, this is full blown fascism being performed by our government. All of it. It’s just different heads of the same hydra.
The goal is to spread our efforts thin. The only thing people need to be focusing on is finding ways to get these fuckers out of positions of authority and resisting their rule… by any means necessary.
Why do we care about the Epstein files? To get these fuckers out of power. Why do we care that they are consolidating the military and deploying it domestically against the citizenry? Because it is evidence that these people in power giving orders need to be replaced and that our system of governance needs to be reevaluated.
It’s becoming readily apparent that the current systems of justice are not equipped to handle this level of internal corruption. It’s time for the people to organize and figure out another path to achieve our goals.
Seriously though? There might be another insurrection wen all the gerrymandering, bribing, installing, tearing down and intimidating gets the predictable result in the next election(s). An insurrection against actually destroying democracy. Or – if Dems should still win somehow, the troops will also need to be ready to arrest them all because no way that isn’t a lie.
That’s why he’s doing this. He wants to secure his “win”, either way.
Well that and he’s deathly afraid of the Epstein files and what happens when all those “protect the children” dipshits find out he’s the one diddling their kids.
Blue balls was out at night buying coke and or hookers, got a boo boo now we all are under pedo martial law
To be fair, I’m sure he’d have mobilized the national guard if he could have
But on the side of the rioters
