Boys thinking it’s a girl’s fault are in for trouble.

so if I, a man, dress in revealing clothing, girls will give me trouble?

This sounds promising.

I first read the last bit of the title as, “says third grade boys.” I was really confused as to why they were polling third-graders to begin with. I thought girls still had icky cooties when I was that age.

That’s explain why third of boys are forever single.