We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
I can’t believe this is a real story.
Why can’t they be like normal billionaires and just go outside and play with their submersibles?
I’d rather see them have a duel at dawn, or whenever.
So zuccyboy called musk and said, hey elon my metatrap is not getting any free publicity lately & your blue bird looks kinda dead, do you have any ideas? Sure, let’s stage some fake mma bs so that everybody can talk about, Joe will do some small talk for the populi about our everyday struggles, shinning different light on our cumbersome lives and we profit again. Great idea loonyboy, I’m in.
Ahh, the ol’ early Trump playbook.
They’re literally having a cross platform conversation to drive traffic
I swear, the world’s turned into a parody of itself without any of us realizing it. Where’s the fucking cameras?
We realize. There’s just no way to stop this right now.
We do, in fact, live in the dumbest possible timeline.
The first time I saw this headline I thought it was from one of those Onion offshoot websites and skimmed it over. I can’t believe it’s real, but I’m both delighted and dumbfounded that it is!
I choose to believe they’re doing this for our entertainment. Out of the goodness of their hearts. Things have been rough lately and we all need a little silliness and fun. Thanks, guys!
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Zuckerberg has actually been winning BJJ competitions.
Musk has a LOT more weight on him and I believe some height too.
I just want to see Elon’s jibblies jobbling all over the place. Flippity flappity I want to see this happity.
My money is on the Zuck, he’s got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck’s gonna tear him apart; he’s got that android strength.
LMAO
The Zuck has a lot of training. Musk is a fat roll. Not a good matchup.
Plus, Zuckerberg doesn’t feel pain. He doesn’t feel anything.
What if Zuckerberg just unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole? I hope the ref doesn’t interfere.
Great comment here.
Ultimately it doesn’t matter, it’s a win all around as they both need a good ass kicking. I’d cheer every punch no matter who threw it because the one receiving it deserves it.
I ate the news. Thought this was the onion…
Why’s everybody seething with rage? This is hilarious. It’s easy to get bent out of shape when the flaws of powerful people have a disproportionate effect on others, but those flaws are, in themselves, an indication that the humanity has not yet been completely purged from industrialized society.
Okay, you hate the rich. I understand, but we’ve been dealing with them since we noticed that grain grows better on certain land, and we’ll be stuck dealing with them until individuals can freely convert matter and energy. Okay, these guys are egomaniacal man babies. They’re taking it out on each other! Honestly, would you rather they resolved their differences and cut a deal to (further) integrate Meta and Twitter? Let them fight.
I like this attitude and I agree! It’s your turn to be here for our entertainment, silly rich manbabies. Dance for us!
Make it to the death!
Both?
Two billionaires enter, zero leave
I would sub to see that!
word sub keeps reminding me of these 5 unlucky guys lmao
Thanks for catching the pun I was trying to make, while we were on the topic of billionaires dying.
These two guys together in the same room would create a negative charisma black hole
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn’t include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
People are gonna bet stocks on this fight, I can feel it
My understanding is that Twitter stock is a bit hard to come by right now?
Why people mad? Men have been fighting for all of history, I’m excited to see the matchup. I don’t like either of these guys so seeing one of em get beat up is a win for me.
Yes, but men haven’t been pillsbury doughboys for all of history.
Yeah, no matter who loses I’m cheering!
I had to look this up because I thought it was fake.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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More billionaires in cage matches and submarines plz
As much as I hate the notion of giving either of these dbags money, I’m paying to see this fight.
