• halvdan@beehaw.org
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    Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

    Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?

  • qwen
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    2 years ago

    How is that not the Onion

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      I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got

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        This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…

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      say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.

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    2 years ago

    We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.

    Like he always does.

    Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?

  • WellThisIsNew@fjdk.uk
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    2 years ago

    Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.

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    Hopefully it’s a fight to the death. Loser’s assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.

    The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.

  • nzodd@beehaw.org
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    Can’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?