I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
Please don’t starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it’s good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
That’s why I only give advice to people trying to break up.
A better way to say this is “don’t take dating advice from the Internet” because it’s not just 4chan where you’ll find shit designed to make you feel bad about yourself and how you look to try to sell you something- whether that’s a product or an ideology. It’s everywhere.
Only take the advice of people you want to end up like. It’s such a simple concept that so many people don’t heed
Ask jesus’ wife
To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.
I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
the sandwich shop i’m currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia
Diquette
While it may sound weird, it’s actually super true.
You’ll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.
Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.
Looks way bigger up close.
😂 I am dead. It’s time to get off lemmy for the night.
instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does
Let’s put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it’s too deep.
Just…make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you’ve got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other’s bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with “big dick = alpha” shit, you’re both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys’ minds on what makes them good for sex.
if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
It’s just a negative penis size!
(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
It’s the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That’s why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.
just unzip that line for a vagina
it was there all along! my doctor lied to me
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Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It’s like saying humans evolved from chimps, it’s not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.
From the perspective of human fetal development, the structures will develop into a vulva, vagina, uterus, and ovaries unless the fetus has its own DHEAS and testosterone to alter the growth pattern. There are plenty of people that have XY chromosomes that have entirely female genitalia because their testosterone receptors are broken.
You mean like Bez?
The more I know :)
correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers
stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one’s reputation.
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao
The proper way to use it in a sentence is “stigma dick in your mouth.” Trust me, I’ve got a really good vocabulary.
That only works on the iLadies though.
iLadies
The sleek and intuitive alternative to e-girls
Nah, iLadies nuts on yer chin
Eh, we live and learn. I wish I could help you find the word you need, but my brain’s fried after a long day. So… best of luck, lol.
Stereotype is probably a better wording :)
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
Smegma?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist…
Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.
The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.
Your penis is fine.
This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought “I’m not sadistic enough for this girl” during sex before.
Yeah as a bottom with a large partner with delayed ejaculation I can say that while people seem to value length and stamina/lasting power in porn… the reality is there’s advantages to not accidentally knocking the absolute stuffing out of your partner and tiring them to the bone whenever you do the deed.
Yes please. I’m sorry guys, but it’s not a super power to “be able to keep going and going” without effort. That’s called desensitivity, and it’s troubling.
I don’t like always having to be the one to decide when sex has to stop. I don’t like when every act ends because I’m getting sore. It makes me feel like a buzzkill. If you can’t sometimes stop yourself first, sex risks becoming a chore for your partner to endure, instead of a mutually-enjoyable act of bonding.
YMMV, talking to your partner is better than assuming anything based off a Lemmy comment. This is just some food for thought.
What a humble brag.
And that’s the problem with being well endowed. It comes with its own problems and you can’t openly talk about it because someone always goes “Boo hoo you got a big dick, shut up”
It goes the same for women with big chests. I have to order my bras online and they’re expensive as shit, but according to some people out there, I’m not allowed to complain.
Yeah “well endowed” goes for both sides.
There’s also back issues for breasts. Some women get reductions for it.
Yeah, how dare people with big dicks share their experiences! They can’t possibly have any issues worth complaining about. Thus, every time they reference themselves, they are inherently “bragging.”
What childish nonsense.
You read these two comments and are still sticking with ‘the bigger, the better’?
Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.
How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?
Hitting the cervix does NOT feel good. Its painful.
Some like to get their cervix poked though
Some, but, in my experience, a relatively small minority.
Yeah. I actually do like big, occasionally. But also I like everyday sex, and with big guys you need some time between to heal & recover. This is NOT an advantage. Guys seem to think bigger is better, full stop. That’s just not true. More pleasure (if you are into that) with a hung guy, sure. But WAY more pleasure overall with more sex.
Fake: Anon has sex with a woman
Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.
All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Well, except for Nixon
That one’s tricky
As a pansexual man, I’d like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.
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I’ve been desperately wanting to switch away from non-stick to cast iron or carbon steel.
Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: “The most important thing is the guy it’s connected to”
Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn’t have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.
Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.
Sure, they’re honest.
Honestly best avoided.
Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.
Maybe when “small dick energy” stops being a common insult, I’ll believe that.
To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife’s best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.
Sex is about more than just your dick.
I mean that doesn’t really help still bigger
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Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don’t think anyone should say they are packing “only 5.5”, that’s at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.
Average in Canada, above average in america
Shots fired.
Nothing against the average American, just outliers like micro-penis Georg in parliament skews the stats a little.
What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
you are a slut
but will you treat me like one?
take off your pants and find out
Why would you think they were ever on?
because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
no, you can’t unlearn that, I tried
I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is
But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it
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Speak softly but carry a big dick.
pic unrelated…?
Pic very cute <3
Pic is talking shit about people’s moms in the cod lobby.
truuu
I’ve met women who would tell you to get lose if you weren’t 8 inches. They were very much the minority of women I’ve met, and among them, very few would be women with whom I’d like to be associated.
