• ccunning@lemmy.worldEnglish
    39·
    7 days ago

    Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver bullets nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

    • HEXN3TEnglish
      10·
      7 days ago

      No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it’d just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.

  • Sibilantjoe@lemmy.worldEnglish
    32·
    7 days ago

    Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.

      • Airowird@lemm.eeEnglish
        13·
        7 days ago

        Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

        Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          7 days ago

          Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

          Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

          Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.

  • Aksamit@slrpnk.netEnglish
    8·
    7 days ago

    A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.