Tapeworms disagree.
The horses are farting back
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and “aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!”
“and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight…”
Very sad
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
Nah, it’s humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You’re walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You’ve guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we’re on our sides.
If dogs aren’t the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don’t know what the criteria is
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we’re both right, for different reasons.
Grinded
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i wouldn’t mind being that horseHorses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it’s more of a fermentation process. If you’ve been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
On the internet, nobody knows that you are a horse.
They’re trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don’t be ungrateful!
My condolences.
Yeah, but they’re into that shit.
It’s not shit, it’s farts
Car dealer: And here I got a solution to your moral dilemma – a mechanical device for your farting needs! Fart-n-ride! Anytime!
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most
You’ll have to expand on that so I can provide proper context. Which ones aren’t being farted on?
Oxygen shall henceforth be termed plant farts by me.
