The funniest part of this is it’s Solid JJ saying this. I bet we’re going to see a skit about this now.
I love Solid JJ with all my lil gay heart.
The Absolute comics are reimaginings of the characters that make some big changes to them and the worlds they’re in. This isn’t like, THE Batman, this version is an engineer rather than a billionaire and his mum is alive. It’s alright, but Martian Manhunter, The Flash and Green Lantern are all more interesting to me than the trinity so far.
Wonder Woman is pretty cool though, she fights demons with a huge sword and has a mechanical arm, it was a big Berserk reference.
Blatman
The batman logo is shite and superman looks like he fused with the joker, wtf is going on??
Supes got me fucked up, I thought his arm was coming out of his chest at first and it was a picture of Joker just kali mah’ing the fuck out of Clark
I didn’t think the logo would get any thiccer than The Dark Knight Returns
So Batman is Brick Frog now?
Yes, and he has two powers: brick-throwing and frog-being.
To be fair bricks would be much more effective that the flimsy shuriken used by batman until now.
Batman still dropping off the tied up criminals, but with big ass bruises (and probably dead) instead of thin cuts.
Batman: Dark Protester.
(his sidekick is named BatLuigi)
Batman: “Woe, brick be upon ye.”
Batman looks wild yo dude looks like buff David Byrne in the big suit dude looks like a Saturday morning cartoon anthropomorphic cow dude looks like a batman balloon animal with a slowly deflating head
Is Supes a fucking druid now?
It’s a brick- ouch
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