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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality Show That Sees Immigrants Compete for Citizenship Being Developed by Trump Admin
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is developing a reality TV series where immigrants will compete for a chance to earn U.S. citizenship.
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    We deserve Trump. He truly represents us.

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    God damn, being true… I consider myself quite the imaginative and creative person, but these folks have me beat.

    Still, props to these people - if they applied all this creativity and effort for good instead of evil, we’d already be living in an utopia, there wouldn’t be hunger or poverty in the world, I dare say. Instead we’re gliding down into dystopia.

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    This is like a really shitty version of The Running Man.

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    The odds of Mr. Beast being the ringleader for this particular circus is high.

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    FOREIGNERS OUT! SCHLINGENSIEFS CONTAINER

    Satirising reality TV shows, “Big Brother” especially, a dozen asylum seekers were surveilled by a multitude of cameras, could be fed and watched by passer-by’s and two were thrown out of the country through web-voting. The way fascism looks in the 21st century: Bright. Sensational. Interactive. Funny - and frightening.

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    And they called me a fool for having Hunger Games on my bingo card.

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    Executions will be televised one day.

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      I know that I will have grim satisfaction while watching.

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      Bruh, I watched the movies recently, and this is literally my first throught

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    These are fucking awful times.

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    The Running Man.

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      It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!

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        Bread and circuses.

        The United States is dying

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        Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.

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          The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador

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          I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle

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        We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.

        You know. Football. Handegg.

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      Ew, but yes.

      Ew.

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    Of course the admin supports dehumanizing people for entertainment. How about reducing prices on something. Like bread.

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    Star wars join the rebellion

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      The more I watch Andor, the more I feel like a need a gun.

      Coincidence, really.

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    May the odds be ever in your favor…

    What the actual…

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    I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.

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    Then they deport the winner anyway, because citizenship doesn’t matter to Trump.

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