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OK, now I need to know.
… tl;dr: a combination of “optimal seed dispersal” and breeding.
Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god’s existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist’s nightmare)
I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god
A good Christian would swallow it whole
Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.
Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.
That’s the wrong end if you want to see god.
Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies … God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.
Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.
lol … God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body
sorry for the reminder that POS exists
Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct
So we can evolve the mult-nanas
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.
Well… not just your mouth
Sure. My mouth, too, but that’s it. Just the two of us and no one else.
“Someone sees a soda can, and knows it must have a creator.”
I guess the watchmaker argument was a bit too high brow for this guy.
I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.
It does not. Most fruit in western world is cherrypicked through generations to increase favourable proportions of f000d.
An unaltered banana looks much different and has less flesh, same likely goes for oranges, I think.
You can’t trust me, I don’t know shit tho. Perhaps take what I wrote and turn it upside the fuck down…
Whelp, guess I’m not getting any work done today then:-|
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