Just when I was gonna have as much money as bezos
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”
I think I feel good about it.
Well, then I’m not paying my mortgage anymore.
Not me, I was only able to get 1033 year amortization on mine.
Nope, it only lets you go to year 2100.
It’ll probably be extended when we get 128 bit processors
Not fucking soon enough
these estimates are going to change a billions of times and humans are probably not going to be there for the most of it.
All of it, they’re human estimates.
Oh no! I have concert tickets that day…
Damn, just two days from retirement…
any chance we could move that to next week?
Please don’t, I haven’t played all the video games yet.
You weren’t going to do that anyway.
You don’t know that!
Please. You have at least 10.1^78 hours unplayed in your Steam account.
I think I’m getting close to finishing Outer Wilds. Please hold off until I’ve completed that game. Also Half Life 3.
I’m playing this too, and I’m not sure how close I am to finishing it. It feels like the progress gets slower the longer you play and I don’t have any obvious options open anymore. I guess I have to visit some places again and see if I missed something.
Kinda in the same boat as you. Such a strange game. I’m loving it though.
Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?
Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^90 years.
Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans
Do you think you’d be able to save enough to retire by then?
idk, in this economy?
Well, it sure feels like forever.
looks like we’ve got 1078 years to figure out time travel
Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar … again!
In all seriousness I wonder if GCal could schedule something this far in the future…
It requires 10^3 clicks
fuck fuck shit fuck
Hopefully we can find a younger universe to move to by then.
