• ssfckdt
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    5 months ago

    “I tell the future”

    “Okay, tell me mine”

    “Soon… You will go to Rome.”

    “But I’m in Rome.”

    “Do I lie?”

  • Siethron@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    What’s that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

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    5 months ago

    In Gym of the Romantic Journey, there was a character who could see the future, and then bring it about. Once he shot someone with a paintball gun because someone was going to wipe him off with a paperclip, and they’d look silly if he didn’t have paint on him. And once he rushed into a room where a fire started, and then was relieved that he didn’t have to be the one to start it.