- cross-posted to:
- cars@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- cars@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/30097794
Ernest says the children were initially cheering the Cybertruck, but their enthusiasm turned to skepticism when the truck experienced an issue that rendered it undrivable.
The issue began when Ernest drove his 10-year-old son to a baseball match in his Cybertruck.
Ernest placed his son’s baseball gear in the front trunk (frunk); however, when they arrived at the field, the frunk wouldn’t open.
This is quite frustrating; however, the Cybertruck owner and father stated he was prepared to drive 40 minutes back home to fetch a replacement glove for his son.
Regrettably, despite his willingness to make this sacrifice to support his child, Ernest states that the Cybertruck detected an issue with the frunk and went into “Limp Mode.”
This is where the truck limits the top speed to 15 miles per hour, meaning that, besides repositioning the vehicle to be towed, there is nothing the owner can do.
At this point, Ernest says he was so frustrated that he briefly considered tying a rope around the frunk, connecting it to a tree, and yanking the frunk open.
Paid for an overpriced, under-engineered piece of garbage from a Nazi.
It broke.
Kids laughed at the broken, overpriced, under-engineered piece of garbage I bought from a Nazi.
Kids are cruel.
In bambino veritas
“the children were initially cheering”
yeah bud, sure they were.
And then everyone clapped
back at the stupid idiot and his stupid “truck”
Fuck, frunk is the dumbest word I’ve ever heard and the fact that it can’t be manually opened is just ridiculous.
Admittedly I probably would have thought it was cool looking when I was a kid. Luckily the only children who can afford them are manchildren.
Would you have, though? Did you think the Nissan Cube was cool? The Cybercuck is just so boxy, and the stainless steel is so ugly and boring…
I can see that. Although, the awesome trucks in our kid imagination looked like the cybertruck on paper. All that is missing is the pube-lines to indicate lights.
They were cheering, they were.
And one of those children? Albert Einstein.
Like what, these kids had never seen one of these dumbass trucks? Just such a weird thing to lie about.
Pretty pathetic to hope to impress children with a truck. In fact, just trying to impress people with a vehicle tells me all I need to know about that person.
You know what would really impress that group of children? A Costco size box of rocket pops.
The Cybertruck is less cool than $20 worth of frozen sugar water.
If you want to impress folks with a vehicle go to a car show, quite often they respect both stock but well maintained cars and absolute monstrosities that are doing their own thing. I once saw a Yugo with a V10 shoved into it, I was pretty damned impressed.
The children were “cheering” the cybertruck as it pulled up? This is what people who purchase certain types of vehicles imagine will happen, but it never does. I don’t believe him.
They never thought it was cool, dude.
The kids are alright.
That’s a very specific number of kids. Did he count each and every one of them?
All the kids also clapped for 32.5 seconds as the Cybertruck pulled in.
I’d guess it’s the typical number on two baseball teams.
Remember kids, this is what happens in a dying capitalist society. They don’t build em like they used to.
Aww, how is he supposed to cruise for 12 year olds now?
“frunk” sounds like another word for smegma.
🤢
condolences