oh but he makes fun of trump he should be president who cares that he’s actually doing the same shit trump is like this he makey the funney

i fucking hate this timeline

fear mongering? sus ass…

sus ass ‘don’t protest they’ll call it a riot’ ass take, fuckin comply in advance shitass take

bad troll

ah, fair.

why is that a plus

pronunciation of the words that make up an acronym have nothing to do with how you pronounce an acronym. see: atm is ay tee emm not aw tel mah nor is it atom. it’s just however it would make sense as a standalone word. some make a single sound and some require letter by letter and some combine.

soft ‘g’ jif makes perfect sense and is what the creator said is the the way it’s pronounced. hard ‘g’ gif sounds like someone saying ‘gift’ got candlejacked, thank you for coming to my ted tal

maybe don’t directly fund nazis by using substack…

do you get it i love you i always have so please just … ?

incredibly dumb

probably fine, the paper ash is prolly not great to consume but probably also only about as bad as burnt food itself.

police

nope. do not do this. cans have a plastic lining.

yay flameshot

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yeah, no, uh, i regret to inform ya’ll that toxic bpa receipt paper potentially causing hormone problems thru skin absorbtion is an actual thing and not some weird bs conspiracy theory thing: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bpa-receipts-major-store-chains-study/

it’s unsure how much of an effect it has on humans so far but it does affect lab animals.

1 coffee mug/tea cup of water in the microwave for 1 minute is perfect for a single serving bag of tea. it doesn’t have to be boiling, just hot. 1 min is also not long enough to dangerously superheat water. hot is water is hot water, it doesn’t matter if you do it kettle or microwave.

edit: lol

… what?

that makes it extra sus tho

it didn’t ‘happen in the right time’ and all that shit; it had advertising paid for by investors. and also the viral 'mastodon’s tooo haaaarrd to understand for my wee wittle dumb baby brain" campaign. no way that dumb shit was organic.