lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
You forgot to turn off the safety
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
Have you heard of the High Elves
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
“It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”
Alright, this better blow my mind.
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I’d immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
Woohoo! Bucket list complete!
Pull trigger to continue.
