I don’t even remember what I had for lunch yesterday
My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.
I’m scared :(
The vast majority of the future is outside the next 60 or so years.
Jokes on him, I won’t remember most of anything.
Jokes on you I’m already in my late 40s and from Glasgow future me is already dead
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No she isn’t; I have a terrible memory
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I fuck with my future self all the time by saying “you too” when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.
Why is future me watching me poop?!
Do you often reminisce about poops of yore?
Reminisce is not the word I would use.
You’ve obviously never had a colonoscopy.
Hahaha, touché. I’m fast approaching that particular rite of passage myself.
Fucker probably died, jokes on him.
No Im not
Not if I get drunk enough!
What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality
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Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.
You sick fuck future me.
Kinky
