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Full Linux system requirements:
- Electricity: optional
- Processor: Ideal
- Blahaj: full sized ideal (smallhaj is ok)
- Socks: thigh highs
- Skirt: spinny
- Breast Mints (good girl juice): self explanatory
- Additional requirements: :3
I don’t know what half those things are but I laughed at the words “Breast Mints”. No idea what it means.
Like titty skittles but minty
Basically Fem&ms
Forgot a requirement: must be willing to RTFM. Other than that, it’s still way less requirements.
How can you run Linux without electricity?
Potatoes.
Lots of potatoes.the computer isn’t in the electricity…
linux requirements: thigh highs and a tiny blue pill
But the tiny blue pill is so hard to get!
Do you know easy methods to get it?
Grey market or dark net markets.
I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate
I can make a few, using a chalk-piece and a bottle of blue ink
Even this potato with 512MB of RAM runs a bunch of linux web services without issue.
Has anyone tried getting linux to run on a mechanical computer?
“I can’t handle typing like this anymore” and “I like pickles” are two sentences I could make out of the blurry text
Came here for this. Pickles are like a researcher’s??? Progeny? A researcher’s what? I must know.
Also something about Harry Potter in the first lines.
Edit. It’s grumpy! But I don’t know what!
It repeats. The same “have you ever read Harry Potter” is three lines from the bottom too.
It looks like it repeats every ~5.5 lines if you track the “OK, I can’t handle typing like this anymore.” which is easier to spot with the capital “OK”.
electricity (optional)
I don’t think that anyone’s yet booted a Linux kernel on a purely-mechanical computer yet.
If you make a redstone PC and don’t consider the requirements to run Minecraft… Probably (in-world it wouldn’t be using electricity)
Technically possible. How large would such a machine be though…
Maybe Linux is the first to run on optical processors?
Ok just wait us Microsoft execs are going to pressure Trump to keep increasing tariffs on the penguins and when all of a sudden they need new suits for all the tween penguins ready to shed their adolescent coat we will see who comes out on top.
This is how you do business, penguins don’t know how to do business and we won’t let them have our AI so they can figure out how to either.
Trump tariffed penguins because he didn’t understand what Microsoft was talking about.
He probably heard the name McDonald Island, assumed that Ronald McDonald lives there, and chose to tariff the island so Ronald will give him special access to unlimited McDoubles for free.
No, this is our plan?
Here at Microsoft’s upper management we pride ourselves in expecting nothing but par excellence from one another when it comes to embodying the aesthetics of competence but we are just as gullible and lost in our own bullshit as Trump we just take the danger of the general public realizing this very serious which is why we are going to show the world we aren’t kidding about getting these economically inefficient birds back into line by putting them into crushing debt.
In a head on match up, Windows always out perform birds, that is just the fiscal reality and it is only one of the reasons why we are a Fortune 5000 Golden Donald Edition Company!
edit you want proof? Why would hamas supporting Bird Fundamentalists a.k.a. “The Audobon Society” put out anti-Windows propaganda like this?
Window collisions are one of the leading direct human causes of bird mortality.
https://www.audubon.org/news/reducing-collisions-glass
what shameful slander
The radical fake green energy movement’s Windmills are the real enemies, Windows is completely harmless.
hahaha ooops did we let it slip we are gleefully profiting from genocide and are desperate to get in on the ground floor of using the veneer of tech hype to run cover for a genocide in any way we can?..yeah for some reason we can’t help but tell on ourselves oh well… as a rule nobody gets as rich as I am if they actually care about the consequences of their actions!
Anyone have Linux recommendations for x86 machines?
EDIT: Desktop editions of Linux.
…all of them, i think
Not all of them. Arch stopped supporting x86, you need to get a forked branch of it that isn’t officially supported. Ran into others that also didn’t have x86 support anymore either. Initially thought Linux Mint was in the same boat, but I just found out that they have a Debian version that has a 32 bit version. All of the downloads for Ubuntu Desktop however are only showing 64 bit editions.
I guess I can narrow it down further. Editing my comment.
I installed MX Linux on my 32bit system with low specs and it runs fine
I’ll check this out and for my next laptop revitalization, I’ll install it. Thank you!
The hard drive and monitor are broken, the fans are busted from experimentation with Half Life 2, but there will still always be
nethack
and
fortune | cowsay
Inaccurate. The Linux side should include a ton of wasted time trying to make 1 wifi card work or get stereo sound. Requirement = lots of pointless time.
Don’t be so disingenuous. The same shit happens on Windows. And there is no guarantee that your drivers will work between Windows versions.
Had sound issues on windows too recently but sure lol. I guess linux and windows have more and more feature parity every day :p
Same with me, a few years back, I completely gave up on trying to get my laptop’s audio drivers working since they periodically killed themselves for no apparent reason, and decided to just not use audio, even though the main thing I did was watch videos.
I mean, for windows 11, I haven’t had many issues currently, only really the keyboard on my 4 year old dell malfunctioning, which then fixed itself after 3 hours.
For me it was a windows 11 update that caused my usb dac to just straight up not work. After finding an article about which update was causing it i could roll that update back and it wasn’t hard to fix, but still, according to the linux haters this stuff never happens on windows lol
that’s why they made mint
Honestly, on my Fedora I have to fix things more rarely than in Windows 11. Granted, Linux troubleshooting is sometimes more time-consuming, but I haven’t met a single issue that would take hours to resolve in a long while. Ironically, my partner wasted about 6 hours recently getting Windows 11 to work with audio devices on a remote desktop client.
Still, we have to admit fixing some stuff in Linux is complicated enough to be outside the scope of regular everyday user.
Reminds me of this old article (surprised the site is still operating, also archive link)
LOA was the group that first installed Linux on a Shetland pony in 2003, but growing competition from other hacker groups have shut them out in the past five years.
I, too, like pickles.
