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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

Backend 🤝 Frontend

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Backend 🤝 Frontend

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    I once worked with a backend guy who delivered a thorough API using well-defined JSON via clear URIs.

    Chris, if you’re reading this, I miss you.

    • cobwoms
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      omg i know chris, chris rules

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Liar

    • katy ✨
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      i mean at least he documented it.

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      God damn where did he end up? Working for swagger or something?

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        Looks like he’s working on healthcare web apps now

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    So front end does fuckall

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      deleted by creator

      • kambusha@lemm.ee
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        All gas. No brakes.

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        Steering is what keeps bikes upright though, and the longer and heavier the bike the more work it is.

        Full disclosure. I used to be a front-end, then full stack dev.

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    the front end needs to be entirely 100% javascript with no backwards compatability, no easy deploy script, and no documentation.

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    We still use a bastardized mixture of soap, rest, and grapqhl with zero consistency.

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      I’m thankfully rid of soap. We had a few third-party services that still used it up to a couple of years ago.

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        Some devs had the pleasure of making contact with it on a national healthcare scale :)

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      Aaah, SOAP.

      Yo dawg, I heard you like XML over HTTP so I put XML over HTTP in your XML over HTTP.

      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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        I’ve had too much raw XML parsing for one lifetime.

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          Pretty much why everyone just uses json or, heaven forbid, plain text for trivial data.

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    This whole picture:
    Full Stack Developer

    • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world
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      no no, full stack is when the entire bike is of equally dubious quality

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    BFF goals

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    I work with a lot of frontenders who always say “why would we even need backend, we can just use firebase”.

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    Imagine if you only needed one rider though.

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