• jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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    8 小时前

    The moment Alberts held Mr. Sushi for the first time, he had an accident.

    “He put his paws out and folded (his head) into me and snuggled in,” she said. “It felt right.”

    He pissed or shit himself all over you, snuggled close, and you thought that felt right?!?

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    1 天前

    A friend who’s a wildlife rescuer has an older girl, and aside from the occasional tantrum she’s an absolute delight.

    I wish they were more common as pets, but most humans suck.

    Baby skunkies doing a territory stomp is about the cutest damned thing out there.

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      8 小时前

      I had a skunk bolt out into the road directly toward my wheels. Before I could react, I ran it over at full-speed, and it sprayed me. I had to buy a new wheel.

      The skunk walked away. Fuckers need to learn how to cross the road.

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    1 天前

    What a delightful read! I appreciated the quick FAQ about domesticated skunks at the end.