Holy shit that dude got fucking launched
If he was as drunk as the driver he might be alive but I’d still be surprised.
Well, he didn’t lose his shoes
Not until they were stolen, I presume
Pretty sure that’s a plastic cowling (wheel, fender, etc?), but thanks for the chuckle.
I don’t know… Seems like you can pretty clearly see legs and arms flailing.
If you wanna.
Not wanting to speculate here but I think the possibility that intoxicating substances were involved cannot be ruled out.
Or asleep - sleep deprivation is one hell of a drung
droog*
That’s one way to skirt being drafted
Confused. Putting on a skirt didn’t help. Please send new instructions to front line.
Keep it on. The ukrainians will mistake you for NAFO. You can them befriend them by offering them soup. You’ll be shitposting for United24 in no time.
Installing an ejector seat into a car is a surprisingly Russian thing to do.