Day one.
-Trump
PS fuck you fascists
The “Oracle of America” has spoken.
Oh, damn. He’s going against Trump’s statements here, so Trump is certainly asking someone to google how he can fire the VP.
Could lead for some funny interactions soon
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Of course he did, since his boss said it was just a 3-day special military operation to begin with. How was Trump to know there would be more to it than that?
I thought his boss was Netanyahu.
Yeah, but back then everyone thought it would be easy. Nobody knew it would be so hard!
that’s back when we still had elections
He said a lot of things, and people ate this shit up for the second time and asked for more.
and he would have done it too! If only that Biden stopped interfering and ruining the economy. /s
VP guyliner says that the US administration is now facing the question of how to help Russia and Ukraine “find some middle ground here”
It’s that “middle ground” where Russia gets half of Ukraine’s territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?
Typical Trump move, mugging a rape victim.
It’s that “middle ground” where Russia gets half of Ukraine’s territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?
Molotov and Ribbentrop nod in approval.
That quote could’ve ended seven words earlier and been just as accurate.
Tell us something we don’t know.
the couch(es) jd vance fucked could have been velour. and now think of futurama!
I still don’t get why the media is covering this guy and his questionable statements. I’m starting to think the media is somewhat complicit in shaping the new world order dystopia.
He’s the US VP.
I’d love if this was a joke.
Ya think?
🤯
They hacked about until they stumbled upon the major vulnerabilities of open societies, rule of law, democracy, 24-hour newscycles and social media.
I’m tempted to comment his statement with “yes, captain Obvious”.
It could have only ended if they had: a) not obstructed Biden, b) fully backed the measures Biden took, c) continued with measures of their own of equal weight, and d) threatened to double down with more measures really soon.
Instead, they set up their “art of the deal” clown and pony show (where an angry clown fails to jump over a beaten down pony).
So far, Putin has taken it as confirmation and encouragement. If they grow up super fast (yea, sure they will…) this might still be possible to change.
But realistically, I think they won’t grow up - this is more likely just a brief flash of partial sanity. At this stage, other people will have to do the job while the US provides a steady supply of tragic humor.
This is not about growing up. They’re Putin’s stooges and when he says jump, they ask how high. Growing up won’t change that.
Yet we’re going to just take half of their resources anyway? Sounds fair.
Vance is a lying sack of festering donkey cocks.
Trump is simply proof of how stupid people are.
What a visionary
Vance also states, “It hasn’t been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there.” /s
Edit: forgot the /s
Yet spends hours a day vomiting his verbal diarrhea on his bullshit social netwrok day after day…
Sometimes the only way to fuck a couch is to give half the couch away to somebody else to fuck, sometimes it is a long road to getting to fuck your couch.
This war could have been ended a few years ago had Europe/US the balls, but unfortunately.
