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I read that as “house” instead of “horse” and was very confused why a house would eat an apple
I would pee
Just make sure you step on it first. That’s what the horse rescue tells us when we go. Something about their safety, but don’t remember why. Probably choking hazard
Remember, I’m a horse in this scenario
Even more reason to step on it first. Don’t want to choke on your first day as a horse
Can you imagine how much easier stepping on an apple would be as a horse?
Yeah but now my apple’s dirty
What do you care? You’re a horse
Big horse vibes lately. Did we pick up that one weirdo from Imgur?
I would then turn around and kick whoever gave me the apple.
