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Apple encourages fowl language

“I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”

“Maybe you should try fucking.”

I’m ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty

My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won’t let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

“Did the sniper get one of our guys?” “No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean…”

Ducking and dodging all night!

All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

He’s ducking the real issue here.

This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.

I use it, i regularly duck ducking go

I’ll be ducking out now.

What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?

iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren’t always accurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs