• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    “You need to be patient until the 3rd Friday of the month when the shorts my family bought pay out.”

    DONALD TRUMP

  • TTH4P@lemm.ee
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    11 days ago

    Vote for me, or else the markets will crash. * immediately crashes markets *

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldOPM
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      11 days ago

      So true. I’m wondering where all the WELLAXTUALLY people are going to be if/when donvict inflicts - from completely unnecessary actions - economic suffering like most of us have never ever seen…

      I keep getting told that things under Biden were just terrible, despite all the evidence my eyes keep giving me…

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    11 days ago

    “Be patient, people, as you watch this reverse progress bar go to zero…we have more shit to break and to steal in this country…”