I was asked this at work recently “as an icebreaker” and I’ll say now what I said then:

a great big fuck-off raven

A weevil. They’re so cute. And they can sneak around…I guess if anything happened to them they could magically regenerate. Or a kitty. But might I also suggest, an elf owl? They’re the smallest owl species. :D

This is me and my white goose familiar.

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤

I’d go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.

Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds

Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.

Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.

Canada goose. You know why.

I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.