He probably doesn’t like to listen to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.
He probably listens to his horrible speeches on a loop.
Yoink
Please don’t tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces
Some high-res versions if anyone is interested
Sleepy Don
He’s so OLD
This is the best hope for America that he passes away before the term ends and he goes into craziness to stay in power.
god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on
Because hes almost dead.
Almost isn’t soon enough.
He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.
Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.
Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!
so you subscribe to the lizard people conspiracy, eh?
Window licker
Alert! Window licker in the White House.
Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?
Do windows taste as good as boots?
Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car
Normally I’d agree with you, and I never thought I’d have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are…
Dumbest motherfucker of all time.
OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣
Now someone just needs to reroute the gas exhaust slightly.
“No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked”
“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”
He’s just trying to scare away potential predators
Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy
I’m so unhappy with everything his mouth does, but this is pretty high on the list.
“THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICC”
Id love to take the beast out for a ride and see what she can do
It’s totally objectifying to talk about Marjorie Taylor Greene like that.
