2018 article but feels relevant now
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Prove that this is only satire.
This isn’t satire.
It was a prophecy
I’ll give it a few weeks before this becomes real.
It’s been real for months.
Kinda suprise that he still survives at this point
- Without the brain in the head
- No one assassinate him to make the world a better place
Where is the fucking satire?
Why would anyone release this evil upon the world
They misspoke the 3 words before they took the book
“Uuuh, klaatu barata cough gragagra”
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did the Onion stop producing fake news? i saw this same headline on cnn i swear.
/s…kindanotrlly
The Onion, speaking the truth yet again.