Klaathu!
Verata!
Ni… Nickel, Necktie…
It was definitely an N-word… (no not that one)
N’wah!
oh fuck this isn’t the necronomicon, it’s the oghma infinium
We are the knights who say Ni!
Nicta?
I said your words!!!
Well… mostly.
Judging by what’s going on in the world these days, I wouldn’t mind opening a portal to hell or allowing an all powerful mystical malevolent force into our realm.
I would read it twice just in case once was not enough.
Out loud please - looks around - can’t be any worse than what’s already going on…
Do you know Sumerian? Aw, hell. Just say the words.
Take a look
It’s in a book…
Hell, give it a spin but get your boom stick ready
Klaati barada ncoughto
That’s basically right…
Looks cool, might be interesting or at least can be sold!
Trump and his lackey Sonderling just took over and shut down The Institute of Museum and Library Services. So that book belongs to them now. Send it to them.
Depends, have you got a boomstick handy?
Book? I thought it was a demonic brownie! Looks kinda yummy!
Of course!
It’s just a book.
If it starts with “Omni padre domino nabisco shredded wheat” then run!
