i’m here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero
It’s
silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.
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I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.
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I kid.
Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.
Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
So essentially a Pokemon trainer?
Love it.
It’s like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)
Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!
Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.
That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.
It’s a popular meme format
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That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.
The “real transportation” line would be funnier if the plane was actually real
Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.
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oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.
Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.
I’m about to make a movement
Wtf is this nonsense…
Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both
As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.
Fuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!
Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!
Fuck places! Buy a drive, car it nature!
Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!
