- cross-posted to:
- 2visegrad4you@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- 2visegrad4you@lemmy.world
Meme in a format “chads vs soyaks”:
Chads - Polish idioms
- Whore will not rip off head off of a whore
- You ask a boar if they shits in the woods
- Flies are pooping, spring is coming
- Grandma’s shitting has ended
Soyaks - English Idioms
- Every cloud has a silver lining
- In the eyeof the beholder (with image of soyakish dnd beholder)
- Once in a blue moon
- Elehant in the room (image of soyak elephant)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
My favorite variation on this I ever heard came from one of my coworkers a few jobs ago. I forget the exact context, but:
“Hey [Name], can you get this done?”
“Can the Pope’s dick fit through a donut?”
“…I don’t know?”
“Exactly 😎👉”
People in glass houses sink ships
People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.
Do people in glass houses shit in the woods?
Does the pope live in a glass house?
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
(This mix and match shit has got to go)
Loose lips shouldn’t throw stones
Does a bear shit in the Pope’s hat?
You make a mean caucasian, Jackie
Sometimes
Does he?