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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

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WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means of the relatively obscure “no one will stop me” loophole. “My critics say a constitutional amendment or at least an act of Congress is necessary to end birthright citizenship, but what they don’t realize is that a seldom-evoked administrative guideline ensures I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, because zero people will stand in my way,” said Trump, adding that the largely unheard-of clause allows him to circumvent normal legal proceedings because it’s not like anyone in any branch of government remains effective enough to prevent him from doing so. “Though few modern presidents have made use of it, this loophole has always given the nation’s chief executive unilateral power over the Constitution. Its provisions dictate that the president can sidestep any checks and balances on his power once he has abused his authority so many times that no one can keep track anymore.” Trump added that while his opponents may try to challenge his executive order in court, the loophole also states that by then he will have achieved his immediate political aims.
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    Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

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      This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.

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        “No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens.” Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.

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        Can they start making happier prophecies then?

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    Seems demonstrably true without satire.

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    I so much wish this was satire.

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    You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

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    “I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president.” Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn’t lose a single vote.

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    /c/TechnicallyTheTruth

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    Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

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    It’s right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it’s only against ‘those’ people.

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    This is truth.

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    I bit the oinion.

    had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

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