• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
    8·
    22 hours ago

    If aliens could judge us, they’d say: “So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don’t give a fuck about you; and bananas?”

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      77·
      2 days ago

      Xitter

      My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

      • DancingBear@midwest.social
        12·
        1 day ago

        I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people… for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
          9·
          2 days ago

          This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

          • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
            17·
            2 days ago

            He’s a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He’s honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He’s just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

            It’s pathetic. He’s going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

            And for the record, I’ve got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

            …I’m kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

          • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            4·
            2 days ago

            it’s pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don’t matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn’t matter in comparison to its feelings.

            affluenza alienating people from reality.

        • B-TR3E@feddit.org
          3·
          2 days ago

          We’re calling the “Gulf of America” Twitter? Who is “we” and where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?

          • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
            5·
            1 day ago

            If you image search for the abbreviated form of “Gulf of America, This Space Exactly” (GOATSE), that should clearly show where the Gulf of America is.

            • adarza@lemmy.caEnglish
              2·
              2 days ago

              pretty sure that anything-but-the-truth social site and stock market sham also has mention of that name.

      • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
        8·
        2 days ago

        Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

        • trolololol@lemmy.world
          4·
          19 hours ago

          I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you’re not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

    • Ledivin@lemmy.world
      12·
      2 days ago

      …isn’t that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn’t they?

        • sowitzer@lemm.eeEnglish
          6·
          21 hours ago

          Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

          Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.

          • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            4·
            19 hours ago

            I have not tried it on Twitter, but it’s extremely easy to use a browser’s console and change any text on a webpage, so I’m not surprised it’s fake

          • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
            1·
            17 hours ago

            A parody account posting something that’s perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of “fake.” What I meant was, Chiquita didn’t post either tweet.

  • rockSlayerEnglish
    19·
    2 days ago

    It’s been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself

  • mlg@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    2 days ago

    I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.