My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
I wish I could but we couldn’t recover the body, the cum left earth’s atmosphere with my wife’s body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.
My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.
I wish I could but we couldn’t recover the body, the cum left earth’s atmosphere with my wife’s body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.