Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.
Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.
Better yet. Return it with the trunk filled with gasoline.
“Don’t worry, I went ahead and topped off the tank for you.”
Or
“Damn it! I pressed too hard and the touch screen broke!”
Or if driving a cybertruck:
“I wanted to be a good neighbor, so I went ahead and ran it through the car wash. ‘Car wash mode?’ What the hell is that?”